Yacht Jem - some sailing tales

April 15, 2008 - Midday Tuesday 15 April: Domesticity defined

33o 07.4’ North 57o 59.8’ West


Cups of tea spilt: 2

‘Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink.
Water, water everywhere and all the boards did shrink’

Obviously the ancient mariner didn’t have a water maker which was a bit foolish of him. We however, have everything we need for blue water sailing and have arrived at a state of domestic bliss. This mainly consists of Mark doing my (Jim) cleaning jobs as I am effing useless at it apparently.

(Home Economics are proving time consuming: Jim coming to terms with the order in  which water, cleaning product and wipe-off are applied to any given surface - whether he uses Mark’s face flannel, drying-up cloth, washing-up cloth or floor rag will be dealt with in tomorrows lesson. Conversely Mike leapt from his favourite corner of repose and bravely opened a packet of cookie mix, which he had bought ALL on his own, and single handily produced biscuits for tea!! – There is promise of pop-corn for happy-hour tonight, fear Jim is going to get lots of cleaning practice.)

Yeah, yeah everyone’s a hero all of a sudden!

We have had a drama free night, cruising at about 6kts and have woken to another beautiful day. The
Atlantic so far is spoiling us. We have 1603 nautical miles to go so I suspect she will have a few surprises for us yet.

In order to redeem myself I have had some good wildlife spots. We passed right by a large turtle on Monday which would have gone unnoticed except for my eagle eyes. There are lots of Portuguese Men of War around which can be spotted by their bluish sail fin above the water. This looks like a translucent blue Cornish pasty, although I bet you can’t eat two.  Yesterday in the early hours a flying fish dropped by to say hello landing right in the cockpit. We contemplated eating it but took pity and sent it back with an excellent caper to tell its’ friends.  This morning though our first Dolphins of the trip – lots playing in the bow wave, we counted
12 in total but there could have been more. More importantly I spotted them so it was a good job I wasn’t below decks scrubbing the floor.

I also have two bird spots for all you ornithologists out there, a Cory’s shearwater and a Sooty shearwater. Some of you (Dave and Andy) may take issue with my identification skills but since I am here and you are not I am taking them as a bona fide spot. (All Shite Hawks I’m afraid – Ed.)

Each day brings a small challenge on board. After repairing the leak on Sunday night we needed to bung up the outlet pipe in the cockpit to stop water backing up. Brian picked out the smallest bung he could find, dropped it down the hole and watched it disappear. It took some serious engineering expertise to retrieve it, after which Mark had a suggestion on where to stick it. Strangely Brian was nowhere to be seen which was weird as it is not that big a boat.

(B. here – When you are confronted with a hole in the deck of the cockpit which needs to be bunged and are handed a bung by your illustrious Captain, surely it is not unnatural to assume that the said bung is the correct size for the job … the reason that I was nowhere to be seen after this mishap is because I was downstairs rootling through the toolbox, handing up various instruments with which to attempt the extraction – eventually achieved by securing a sharp pointy screw to a screwdriver and screwing the whole caboodle into the bung .. and lifting)

(Mike the photographer here – the dolphins were impossible to photograph but I did get one (kind of).  I hope to have it on the blog shortly. No such luck with the turtle who was swimming all on his own.

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April 16, 2008 - Jim and cleaning

Posted by Dan Wallis
Jim you are **** at cleaning. At least you are consistent. What else can anyone ask for.
Glad you are getting good weather.
Enjoying the reports. Good luck.
Dx
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Left UK in May 05 in our Moody Grenadier 44, summer in Med, then ARC 05. South from St Lucia to Venezuela by May 06. UK for some shore time. Back sailing Jan 07 Venezuela to Cuba, east coast US, then Mexico, Belize & Guatemala. March 08 Back across the Atlantic to UK via Bermuda & Azores. Jem is now back in Berthon Lymington - hoping for a new owner?

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