The Third Coast

• Mar. 19, 2007 - Conversations with the Commander

(ringtone: Margaritaville)....

The Commander: Jim.....

jw: Hey what's going on?

The Commander: I'm over at the boat.

jw: You b%$#*stard

The Commander: Well....I'm not sailing or anything

jw: So what are ya doing?

The Commander: Just hanging out

jw: Well, take a guess what I'm doing?

jw: I just got done mowing the lawn

The Commander: What do you want to do something like that for?

jw: I HATE LAWNS!!

jw: But I had to make.reparations... for having sailed yesterday, spending the night aboard.

jw: I wasn't made to do yard work.

jw: I gotta figure a way to get rid of this house, NOW

jw: I'll be over there in a bit.

jw: Just as soon as I get a shower, and wash this lawn smell off of me. I hate lawn smell.

jw: I've figured out a plan

The Commander: What kind of plan?

jw: Well, if I have to do a lawn again, I'm going to get a 55 gallon drum of Round Up and spray the whole d%^&n thing!, or maybe hire a sprayplane to make a low pass and defoliate my yard...

The Commander: (cackling) Yeah?

jw: Yeah, and then I'm gonna throw a big cement slab, paint it green, or maybe cover it with astro turf.

jw: See ya in a while....

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Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scalawag who stands between them and unlimited power. You never met a man - or woman - you couldn't eviscerate. You are the definitive Man of Action, the CEO of the Seven Seas, Lee Iacocca in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. You’re mission-oriented, and if anyone gets in the way, that’s his problem, now isn’t? Your buckle was swashed long ago and you have never been so sure of anything as your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off his head if he shows any sign of taking you on or backing down. If one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

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